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Antique Tractor Dear John Letter Download

Antique Tractor Dear John Letter Download

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Antique Tractor Dear John Letter Download:  It's Not You, It's Deere

Have you ever looked into the soulful headlights of your John Deere and realized... it just isn't working anymore?  Well, fret no moo!  This downloadable Farm Breakup Kit is here to ease the heartbreak of your agricultural adieu.

What's Inside? (It's Not Hay)

  • 1 High-Quality, Heartfelt Dear John Deere Letter (PNG & SVG): Express your emotions in a way that only a tractor-based nameplay break-up letter can. This downloadable file features a heartfelt message penned in a charmingly rustic font. Print it out, stick it on a bale of hay (because Hallmark cards are just too mainstream for farm folks), and let your ex combine their feelings of surprise with the realization that it's truly over.

Here's a sneak peek of what the letter says (prepare for feels):

"JOHN DEERE, I'm leaving you. In CASE you don't know why, it's because my cousin OLIVER told me you were messing around with ALLIS CHALMERS. I can't believe I thought you were on the FARMALL those times."

Finally Free From the Farmhouse?

Don't let your farm heartbreak weigh you down.  This downloadable Farm Breakup Kit is the perfect way to express your feelings and start movin' on up.  So download today, and remember:  there's plenty of fish in the sea, and even more tractors in the shed.
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