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Know Why I'm Fat? Adult Cotton Unisex T-Shirt

Know Why I'm Fat? Adult Cotton Unisex T-Shirt

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Know Why I'm Fat? Adult Cotton Unisex T-Shirt:  They Asked for the Reason, You Provide the Laughter (and Maybe a Conversation Starter) 

This hilarious unisex t-shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and tickle funny bones wherever you roam.  It's a playful conversation starter (or ender, depending on your mood)  perfect for casual outings, lounging at home, or even a night out with friends (assuming they have a good sense of humor).

Soft, Comfortable Cotton for Maximum Comfort and Wearability

Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton, this t-shirt delivers all the comfort you expect from your favorite everyday tee.  The soft, breathable fabric drapes effortlessly, while the relaxed unisex fit flatters all body types.  Whether you're a man with a dad bod in the making or a woman who rocks a curvy figure, this shirt will hug your form comfortably without clinging.

Bold Text Gets the Laughs Rolling

The indisputable star of the show is the screen-printed slogan: "Know Why I'm Fat? Every Time I Do Your Mom She Makes Me a Sandwich."  Printed in a bold, easy-to-read font with a touch of playful flair, this witty message is sure to get a chuckle (or a groan, depending on the audience).  It's the perfect way to show off your love of edgy humor and your appreciation for a good home-cooked meal.

A Tee for Every Personality

This t-shirt comes in a variety of colors to perfectly match your unique style.  From classic black and white to vibrant shades of red and blue, there's a color combination to complement any outfit.

More Than Just a Shirt, It's a Statement

This t-shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it's a conversation starter. It's a way to express your sense of humor and your willingness to challenge social norms (in a lighthearted way, of course). It's a way to connect with others who appreciate a good laugh, even if it comes at your own expense (or your mom's cooking skills).

The Perfect Gift for the Person Who Has Everything (Except Maybe a Good Sense of Humor)

Looking for a unique and unforgettable gift for the person who has everything? Look no further! This t-shirt is the perfect present for birthdays, holidays, or just because. It's a gift that guarantees laughter and maybe a second glance (or two).

So, what are you waiting for? Add this hilarious t-shirt to your cart today and get ready to share the laughs!

P.S. We make no claims about the actual culinary talents of anyone's mom. This t-shirt is intended for humor only.
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