Not My Pasture Not My Cows Not My Bullshit Adult Unisex Cotton T-Shirt: Stand Tall in Your Own Pasture:
Do you ever feel like you're constantly getting roped into other people's drama? Does unsolicited nonsense moo its way into your life on a regular basis? Well, then this t-shirt is your four-legged friend in a cotton package.The "Not My Cows Not My Pasture Not My Bullshit" tee is the perfect way to politely (or not-so-politely, depending on your day) let everyone know that you're not here for the B.S.
Crafted from 100% cotton with a super-soft feel, this unisex t-shirt is as comfortable as it is bold. Whether you're chilling at home, wrangling errands, or giving your side-eye at the office, this tee will make sure you stay relaxed and ready to address whatever comes your way.
Here's why this t-shirt is udderly awesome:
The message is clear, concise, and udderly hilarious. Let the world know you're not interested in other people's problems with a little bit of moo-titude.
Unisex design for the bovine-averse of all genders. This t-shirt isn't confined to gender norms, just like you aren't confined to other people's drama.
High-quality, super-soft cotton that feels great all day long. Comfort is key, especially when you're dealing with a herd of metaphorical cows.
Durable construction that can withstand multiple washes and wardrobe wrangles. This tee is built to last, just like your sense of humor.
The perfect conversation starter (or ender, if that's what you're going for). This shirt is bound to get a reaction, so use it to your advantage!
Who needs this t-shirt in their life?
Anyone who is tired of dealing with other people's drama.
People who like their days drama-free, with a side of laughter.
Individuals who don't mind the occasional moo-ve over other people's nonsense.
Bosses, co-workers, and family members who could all use a gentle reminder to keep their own cows in their own pastures.
So, if you're ready to take a stand against bullshit and let your sassy side graze freely, then add this hilarious t-shirt to your cart today! Just remember, with great tees comes great responsibility - the responsibility to look good and make people chuckle (or snort milk out of their noses, no judgment here).
