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Not My Pasture Not My Cows Not My Bullshit Adult Unisex Cotton T-Shirt

Not My Pasture Not My Cows Not My Bullshit Adult Unisex Cotton T-Shirt

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Not My Pasture Not My Cows Not My Bullshit Adult Unisex Cotton T-Shirt:  Stand Tall in Your Own Pasture: 

Do you ever feel like you're constantly getting roped into other people's drama? Does unsolicited nonsense moo its way into your life on a regular basis? Well, then this t-shirt is your four-legged friend in a cotton package.The "Not My Cows Not My Pasture Not My Bullshit" tee is the perfect way to politely (or not-so-politely, depending on your day) let everyone know that you're not here for the B.S.

Crafted from 100% cotton with a super-soft feel, this unisex t-shirt is as comfortable as it is bold.  Whether you're chilling at home, wrangling errands, or giving your side-eye at the office, this tee will make sure you stay relaxed and ready to address whatever comes your way.

Here's why this t-shirt is udderly awesome:

  • The message is clear, concise, and udderly hilarious. Let the world know you're not interested in other people's problems with a little bit of moo-titude.
  • Unisex design for the bovine-averse of all genders. This t-shirt isn't confined to gender norms, just like you aren't confined to other people's drama.
  • High-quality, super-soft cotton that feels great all day long. Comfort is key, especially when you're dealing with a herd of metaphorical cows.
  • Durable construction that can withstand multiple washes and wardrobe wrangles. This tee is built to last, just like your sense of humor.
  • The perfect conversation starter (or ender, if that's what you're going for). This shirt is bound to get a reaction, so use it to your advantage!

Who needs this t-shirt in their life?

  • Anyone who is tired of dealing with other people's drama.
  • People who like their days drama-free, with a side of laughter.
  • Individuals who don't mind the occasional moo-ve over other people's nonsense.
  • Bosses, co-workers, and family members who could all use a gentle reminder to keep their own cows in their own pastures.

So, if you're ready to take a stand against bullshit and let your sassy side graze freely, then add this hilarious t-shirt to your cart today!
  Just remember, with great tees comes great responsibility - the responsibility to look good and make people chuckle (or snort milk out of their noses, no judgment here).
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