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You Can't Fix Stupid. I Can, But it's Gonna Hurt. Adult Unisex Cotton T-Shirt

You Can't Fix Stupid. I Can, But it's Gonna Hurt. Adult Unisex Cotton T-Shirt

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You Can't Fix Stupid. I Can, But it's Gonna Hurt. - National Park Buff Tee

This hilarious and slightly menacing tee is perfect for the person in your life who isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Featuring a classic crew neck and soft, breathable 100% cotton construction, this unisex t-shirt is comfortable enough to wear all day long, even when you're dealing with...well, you know.

The Design

The front of the shirt features a bold, no-nonsense declaration: "You Can't Fix Stupid." It's a message we can all get behind sometimes, delivered in a font that's both clear and slightly playful.

But the real star of the show is the graphic. Here, we find our unlikely hero: a majestic National Park buffalo. This is no ordinary bison, though. This one has seen things, dealt with things. Across his broad back is emblazoned a chilling reminder: a body count graphic. Each notch represents another encounter with...well, let's just say someone who wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

More Than Just a T-Shirt, It's a Statement

This t-shirt isn't just about funny animal pictures (although, let's be honest, the buffalo is pretty darn funny). It's a statement piece. It's a way to let the world know that you've got a tolerance for foolishness, but that tolerance has its limits. You're a reasonable person, but you also know when someone is just digging their heels in and refusing to see sense.

Conversation Starter

This shirt is guaranteed to get a reaction. Be prepared for amusement, confusion, and maybe even a little bit of fear (from those who recognize themselves in the "stupid" category). It's a fantastic conversation starter, a way to break the ice with new people or bond with old friends who appreciate your refreshingly blunt sense of humor.

Perfect For

  • Anyone who works in customer service (retailers, waiters, waitresses, bartenders, you name it)
  • Teachers
  • Parents (especially parents of teenagers)
  • Doctors, nurses, and other medical professionals
  • Basically, anyone who has ever encountered someone who just doesn't get it

Available Sizes

This unisex t-shirt comes in a variety of sizes to fit everyone. Whether you're a slim size small or a comfy size XXL, we've got you covered. 

Don't settle for boring t-shirts. Get yours today and show the world that you're not afraid to stand up for what's right, even if it means hurting a few feelings along the way.

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